Help Me Win Running Gear - Vote (Often)

The Atlanta Track Club is having a Signage Contest for the Atlanta Marathon.

Whichever witticism receives the most votes wins. So, please, help me win.

Click this link (goes to ATC's Facebook page) and find mine. Look for Anthony Trendl. 

If the link does not work, either the contest will have ended, or, there is a conspiracy against me.

Thanks!

Mosop Wins Chicago Marathon

Mosop wins the Chicago Marathon in 2:05:37 (unofficial).

I signed up. I paid. I let things get in the way (including one 'thing' way more important, my newborn). But really, I have no excuses.

I have until late winter to decide for next year. My criteria will not be "I plan to get in racing shape," but to already be in some yet undetermined level of fitness and training.